Pulled this from Ace of Spades’ Overnight Open Thread.
We’ve giggled about Greece already here, why not do it a little more?
Here a sample of policies that led to the crash. After fifteen years of contribution, a person could retire at 110% of his salary. Retirement was possible at the youthful age of fifty. The unmarried [...]
And by pushing the envelope, I mean is playing it safe.
How do you play it safe?
By making fun of Christians. No problem there.
Get ready to enjoy some “JC”:
As part of the network’s upfront presentation to advertisers… the network is set to announce “JC,” a half-hour show about Christ wanting to escape the shadow of his “powerful [...]

Greece continues their meltdown.
Here’s the summary:
“OMG we’re brokage!”
“OMG there’s gonna be cuts!”
“OMG OMG don’t cut my stuff, dammit!”
And there you have it.
From Bloomberg:
Greece’s GDP will decline 4 percent this year and 2.6 percent next year, according to the Finance Ministry.
European Union Economic and Monetary Affairs Commissioner Olli Rehn said yesterday that the austerity measures Greece agreed [...]
From the Hot Air link, we read that columnist Tommy Christopher sees that March jobs reports, which has unemployment holding at 9.7%, is super-duper good!
The headline:
March Jobs Report Good News for America, Bad News for GOP
All right!
Nothing like being a hair under double-digit unemployment to get those happy shivers going down your spine.
White House Press [...]

I’m hearing from different sources this morning that picking on Congressman Hank Johnson’s obvious confusion while speaking with Admiral Willard about relocating Navy personnel to Guam was a mean-spirited, heartless, insensitive, and downright, well… conservative thing to do.
He’s sick, don’t you know.
Rep. Hank Johnson is the Atlanta Democrat who defeated and replaced the execrable Cynthia [...]

How, you say?
Well, in my family, he’s Crazy Uncle Louie.
He usually sits on the porch rocking back and forth, talking to himself and shouting at the kids on the street. He thinks that there’s aliens hiding in his garage and that they’ve implanted chips in his brain to read his thoughts.
And then Representative Hank Johnson [...]

Most of us already know that the Brits are done.
If you follow the news at all, you already know what I mean, so I’m not going to elaborate much beyond that.
However, there is still hope for us in this country, so how about we check out the idiocy going on in other countries, point [...]

Old Nancy seems to be limping her way ever closer to her goal of 216. She swears she’s got the votes to get this done, and probably by tomorrow afternoon, barring some other delay, we’ll know whether it’s still safe to get sick in this country or not.
But with them so close to their goal, we [...]

I bring you PlaySeats.
They have a variety of different styles, for both racing and flying simulations.
Please be prepared to drop about a grand on anything worthwhile.
Oh, and here’s some video so you can see it in action. And salivate.
I know you’re reaching for your checkbook now. Don’t have to pretend.
Of course, your wife will divorce [...]

David Brooks swings so wildly back-and-forth in some of his opinion pieces, I’m surprised his glasses haven’t flown off. One moment, the liberal commenters on his NYT posts call him a crazed right-winger, and the next moment republican commenters are saying he’s a radical leftist media-type. I guess to be a moderate, which Brooks is [...]