Pulled this from Ace of Spades’ Overnight Open Thread.
We’ve giggled about Greece already here, why not do it a little more?
Here a sample of policies that led to the crash. After fifteen years of contribution, a person could retire at 110% of his salary. Retirement was possible at the youthful age of fifty. The unmarried [...]

We dropped a few on Palau.
Shipped some to New York.
How about if you flatlanders in Illinois get ready for your share now, too?
The Land of Lincoln may still be licking its wounds–and certain real estate transactions–over Chicago’s losing the Olympics to Rio, but the Obama Administration has delivered up a small consolation prize: the state’s [...]

Shocked by the sudden and completely unexpected revelation that they would not be hosting the Olympic Games in 2016… the city of Chicago crumbles into a chaotic, post-apocalptic civilization complete with leather-clad marauders and brain-eating zombies.
Oh, the horror. If only Obama could have saved them.
An audible gasp swept through the plaza when the large-screen video [...]

Isn’t this everything you love about the Dems in one, nice, neat little box?
Insanity, fiscal irresponsibility and bucket loads of other people’s money.
A $200 back-to-school giveaway for needy kids sparked a mad rush for money on the streets of New York on Tuesday.
Thousands of people lined up at banks and check-cashing shops to withdraw the [...]

It’s super late, I’m working on a project, and I’m trying desperately not to get any work done.
So that means I’m surfing the net.
It just so happens that I’ve found the most awesomest site in the history of man.
Free games with cute little animals doing stuff.
I’m never getting any work done now.
If you’ve ever had a bad experience with a gelatanous cube in a dark, dank dungeon while eating a bowl of Chex Mix and guzzing from a 2 liter of Coke, you’re going to appreciate this article.
No joke. There are an awful lot of evil squirrels in that game. Not sure what’s up.
The Dems are mulling over different ways to pay for the enormous Orwellian health care reform we are all supposedly so anxious for. There were also some proposals to add fees onto employers, taxes onto soda, and other equally foolish plans. None of these ideas will be able to generate nearly enough money, of course, [...]