Now, I don’t want to get into personal, family matters, but are you absolutely SURE you want to go down this road?
I mean, I know you’re all broken up about David not being with us any more, but isn’t it best to just let sleeping dogs lie?
The family of American Actor David Carradine has asked the FBI to help investigate his death after his body was found in a hotel closet in Thailand‘s capital with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals.
Oh, man. Why don’t we just go with whatever our first impressions happen to be and run with that. It won’t get any better, you know.
Carradine’s family does not believe he committed suicide and is troubled by conflicting accounts about the circumstances of his death
His friends and associates insisted he would not have killed himself, telling CNN’s King he had a happy marriage, recently bought a new car, and had several films lined up after he finished work in Bangkok.
I’m not Hercule Poirot, but I think we can figure things out on our own without troubling the FBI, eh?
Bangkok? Check.
Hotel room? Check.
Naked? Check.
Rope? Check.
Hanging in closet? Check.
Rope tied around swollen genitals? Check.
All right, mystery solved. Nothing to see here folks. Everyone go home.
Only thing left for the FBI to figure out is whether he was with a hooker at the time he died… or by himself.
Either way we go, it ain’t going to be good.
